MiSseD by inChEs

Almost kena bird-shitted.
Was looking for an empty table with a colleague during lunch time at the cafeteria below our office.
Spotted table in question and stood there for a moment to discus what we were going to order.

All of a sudden, a splatter of purplish pink semi-liquid thingy descended upon the table inches from me. We looked up and saw a mynah perched high above. with its butt in the air.

Realisation hit us like thunder and we moved away rapidly (with me cussing). Thankfully, the 'output' missed me *shudders*

I now will look warily up before I seat myself down at a table downstairs.