MisCOmMUNiCaTIoN cHiP

My mum related this funny piece of 'miscommunication' that got me in peals of laughter.

My aunt was intending to send her Shih Tzu for microchipping and was concerned with what will become of the chip after the dog dies. So she makes a phonecall to the animal clinic:

Aunt: Hello! blah blah blah... May I ask if my dog dies, how will the microchip be handled?
Animal clinc assistant: Hi Madam, I'm sorry but I have never come across a case whereby a dead dog gets microchipped
Aunt: laughing heartily. No, I'm asking when my dog dies, will the microchipped be taken out or otherwise disposed?
Animal clinic assistant: oh!

OMG! It's like so duh lor... Who in the world wants to microchip a dead dog? Hello? People wanting to steal dog's corpse??????????