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The things people say....

'I am in a hurry, just give me the pen...' - by some yau kwee customer asking for a free cheapskate pen from my sales promoter bro at NTUC.

This particular customer was in such a hurry to duno-where that he actually bothered to carry his bags of NTUC grocery from the checkout counter at Thomson Plaza and walked to the far end to where my bro was situated with the free pens, utter the above quote, take the pen from him and walked all the way to the escalator near the checkout area of the NTUC. Pricless.

'...I did not know bankrupts need permission to travel out of the country...' -by infamous Mr Richard Yong.

Hello? A man of your caliber has no idea that bankrupts can't come and go as they please? Trying the lamest excuse in the book just to get off the hook? Please try again. Wait a minute, how come you knew that bankrupts can't own a single thing under their name and was in a hurry to transfer the money you got off unsuspecting donors for the kidney patients to someone else's bank account?