MozZiEs DiE!

Mozzies - the bane of my life

For some bizzare reason, mozzies are particularly interested in mi. No not the romantic kind but the bloody kind. They probably view mi like a medium rare piece of juicy steak airflown from Japan or something.

Why? Because I always get itch beyond insane bites from them. It sucks (pun unintended)! In my lil family, I am ALWAYS the one getting bitten even when my mum and bro are wearing sleeveless or shorts prancing about in home while I am clothes in long PJs.

WTH! Plus these pesky bloodsuckers love to feast sweetly in the dead of the night while I am sweetly dreaming away with all my guard let down. After their supper, they will buzz off (or buzz in my ear) and leave mi scratching and cursing through the nite. It is darn infuriating to be woken up/disturbed with a stubborn itch.

Even after applying ointment on the bites, the itch does not go away and I am left with red bumps and panda like eyes on top of a sore temper.

Really, there was once when the situation was so bad, I had to apply mozzie repellent to bed. And other family members escaped unscathed.

I was so disturbed by these 'attacks' and yet I couldn't stop them that I thought of a very weird invention turn this itch problem into an enjoyment. If only I can invent the ultimate 'mozzie rubber'. Preferably made from a soft material aka velvet or cotton mechanism shaped like a finger to help one soothe the itchy bites by rubbing the affected spot till I doze off. Why rub and not scratch? Coz if one scratches the bite too hard, it may bled and leave a scar hence gentle rubbing will suffice and can be quite theuraptic.

Also the mechanism will come with a timer, where you can set the time say like half an hour for the 'finger' to rub the mozzie bite and then stop etc. Then you wun risk rubbing the whole nite and awake to a bleeding rub-till-it-wears-out mozzie bite.

This will be a god-send for those late nite bites especially on the soles of one's feet.

If anyone wants to invent this do inform me and we'll have it patented tog...

*Scratching a mozzie bite on my leg*