LoRd Of ThE PiMpLeS
I officially declare a WAR on PIMPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Latest update: 3 offensive pimples on my face.
Location Lowdown: 1 on forehead, 1 on right side of nose and 1 on right side of face.
First sighted: 2 days ago.
Reason of attack: the time of the month is approaching (tentative & subject to change)
Intended motive: TO HUMILIATE ME!
HOW AM I GOING TO FACE THE WORLD????? EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT THOSE PIMPLES!!!! AAARRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!