LiFe'S a BuNcH oF LeMoNs,SqUeEzE 'eM wItH a SmilE

The bright side: Friendly and humanitarian Honest and loyal Original and inventive Independent The dark side: Intractable and contrary Perverse and unpredictable Unemotional and detached

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

LoRd Of ThE PiMpLeS


I officially declare a WAR on PIMPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Latest update: 3 offensive pimples on my face.
Location Lowdown: 1 on forehead, 1 on right side of nose and 1 on right side of face.
First sighted: 2 days ago.
Reason of attack: the time of the month is approaching (tentative & subject to change)
Intended motive: TO HUMILIATE ME!

HOW AM I GOING TO FACE THE WORLD????? EVERYONE'S LOOKING AT THOSE PIMPLES!!!! AAARRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!