LiFe'S a BuNcH oF LeMoNs,SqUeEzE 'eM wItH a SmilE

The bright side: Friendly and humanitarian Honest and loyal Original and inventive Independent The dark side: Intractable and contrary Perverse and unpredictable Unemotional and detached

Monday, December 17, 2007

How do you Q?

How do you Q?

















It is a fine Sunday sunny afternoon, no work, no school, no deadline and no homework. What a bliss. The bed looks ultra tempting. You decide to give into temptation. Hey, what's holding you back?

You slide under the comforting comforters and within seconds a gentle rush of snores emit from your room. A mischevious elf decides to play a little trick on you.

"Hoocus Poocus! Poochie poo!"

You remain soundly asleep.

Hours later....

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

The birds are singing under the bright blue and cloudless sky. Gentles crashing of the blue waves... You stir and opened your eyes...

Hmmmm... nice sandy beach with soft soft sand. Hmmmm... nice dream...

A crab sneaks up and pinches your cheek.

Ouch~ Gosh, you awake to a no-man's land (aka a tranquil but discerning deserted island in the middle of a vast blue blue blue sea).

Frantically, you stood up and pinch yourself. Ouch!

No dream. Plus, you realise the weekend's over and it's Monday and you are suppose to be at work/school.

Shite.










Then, you spy a cute lil bunny with a black stylish device in its mouth hopping up to you. The bunny drops the device gently at your feet and hops away (not before throwing a cheeky wink at you and blowing a smooch too!).

You picked up the device. And you whoop for joy coz it's the MOTO Q9H!

Your saviour! Your bridge to connecting to the rest of the world. And your entertainment device to make your trip on the island all the more enjoyable and colourful!!
Yeahhhhhhhhhh... Lets do the Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Logging onto the net immediately with the Windows Mobile 6.0 Operating System and Opera browsers at super quick speed (with the help of HSDPA hi-speed wireless (no cables needed!), you mass emailed colleagues/friends of your impossible situation and unknown location. To be super sure, you logged into MSN (thank goodness for MOTO Q9H pre-installed Windows Live (TM) Messenger!) and IM-ed your friends all the while using bewildered emoticons to express your anguish and helplessness (hoping your boss/colleagues/friends will not think you are just skiving or cooking up some silly excuse) and receiving sympathetic emoticons from others.

Your devlish boss then decides to pile you with work even though you are physically not in the office. Hey, who says you can't work from a no-man's land especially when you have the MOTO Q9H at hand?

Job list:
1) You need to prepare a concise powerpoint summarised from the pages of a word document boss emails to your email account

2) Edit an Excel file with lotsa mind-numbing numbers for the Accounts department

3) Unzip a PDF file to read up on materials for next week's meeting.

Is it the heat from the merciless sun or is it the tasks your incredulous unfeeling boss unloaded on you making you faint?

You decide it's the latter. Again (!) MOTO Q9 saves your dear life (and job) with the array of programmes from Word docu, pdf docu, Excel docu, Powerpoint docu which you can edit, view and unzip.

You set to work. Busy typing on the QWERTY keyboard all day till dusk sets in.

Settled, emailed and done. You take a breather and wait a minute! You have forgotten to inform your dear readers of your unimaginable predicament.

It's time to blog!

You log onto your blog and started to draft an interesting account of your story all the while taking snapshots of the sand, rocks, coconut trees, crabs and other island life around you. With a 2 mega-pixel camera, the shots were reasonably clear and bathed in rich colours. Uploaded the pics and posted them in your blog to illustrate the I-am-telling-the-truth-and-nothing-but-the-truth account.

Satisfied, you post up your entry, saved it and allow your readers to relish in every word.

The comments flooded in almost instantly. You click to view every one of the comments and spent another hour or so responding to each.

It's almost night time. *Yawn*

You are getting sleepy. Time for bed.

Tuning in the playlist in your MOTO Q9H, you are slowly lulled to deep slumberland with song after song of smooth and peaceful rhythms and beats. The sands is your bed and the skies your blanket.

A slight shadowy figure creeps up behind you. A lil tinkle of laughter sounded.

*poof*

The sun rises. Rrrrrriiiing!

You opened your eyes.

And hit the snooze button on your alarm clock.

Snooze button? Alarm clock?

You jumped up and opened your eyes WIDE.

You are back at home!

Whoopeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

And double whooopeeeeeeeeee coz the lil elf left the MOTO Q9H as a x'mas gift for you!

How do you Q?

Log onto MOTO Q9H and discover the joy of owning Q9H and the cute lil bunny!





0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home